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Fuck off, Moyles
The Official Campaign for the Official Single
Context
"...most unsigned bands are crap."
Moyles, 2023
On Friday the 17th of February, 2023, a certain cretin came out with the above corker of a quote. Obviously this individual couldn't express much more disdain for unsigned artists on their platform as, presumably, there are certain restrictions in place that prevent them from properly swearing live on air. Thankfully, that isn't the case when you're in an unsigned band.
Inspired by this, we penned the tune 'Fuck off, Moyles' - a parody song just over a minute in length that we hope reflects just a fraction of the beauty and poetry of the aforementioned quote.
Aim
Basically, this whole thing just stinks of "people who live in glass houses shouldn't throw stones." So, in the spirit of that quote, we thought it might be a laugh to write possibly the most "crap" song to date just to show that individual and those that side with them what crap actually sounds like. (Might even be nice to get some of our friends involved and make a proper campaign out of it.)
We're going to run with this campaign until Friday the 31st of March in the hopes that it somehow finds its way to the individual themself. The reason for that specific date is that if, by some stroke of a miracle, we make it to approximately 4,000 combined sales between now and then, there's half a chance 'Fuck off, Moyles' will make it to the top 40 in the official charts on that day.
If you've made it this far, why not spread the word? A great way you can do this would be to share the official music video around your socials. Link and hashtags below.
The Penny Antics - Fuck off, Moyles (Official Music Video): https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dVr7zpNknmU
Don't forget to share the hashtags: #chrismoyles #chrismoylesshow #chrismoylesofficial #chrismoylesradiox #chrismoylesbreakfastshow
Lyrics
Fuck off, Moyles,
Moyles, fuck off.
Fuck off, Moyles,
Moyles, you cunt.
Fuck off, Moyles,
Moyles, fuck off.
Fuck off, Moyles,
Moyles, you cunt.
Fuck off, Moyles,
Moyles, fuck off.
Fuck off, Moyles,
Moyles, you cunt.
Fuck off Moyles,
Fuck off, you cunt.
Cunt, cunt, cunt, cunt.
Cunt, cunt, cunt, cunt, cunt.
Cunt, cunt, cunt, cunt, cunt.
Cunt, cunt, cunt, cunt, cunt, cunt, cunt.
Fuck off Moyles,
Fuck off, you cunt.
Fuck off, Moyles
Play Video
Isn't This all Just a bit Childish?
Yes, very.
Single Links
Tip: To make sure they count, please remember to download your track(s) after you've made your purchase.
Apple Music: https://music.apple.com/gb/album/fuck-off-moyles-single/1674098098
Bandcamp: https://thepennyantics.bandcamp.com/track/fuck-off-moyles
Spotify: https://open.spotify.com/track/45jEzJeQs2st3SQdR5G5PC?si=28148ce651dd4211
Amazon Music: https://music.amazon.co.uk/albums/B0BWPQBC4Y?marketplaceId=A1F83G8C2ARO7P&musicTerritory=GB&ref=dm_sh_CH884MvlRvCJwrsNZqGPvMCKg
YouTube Music: https://music.youtube.com/watch?v=7e8by5vd1i8&feature=share
Streaming Playlist Links
Streaming Playlist Tips:
- Please stream 24/7 from now until 31/03/2023. (100 premium account streams account for 1 sale. 600 streams = 1 sale for non premium accounts.)
- Don't mute playlists. (Have them on low volume or play them through headphones/earphones.)
- Turn crossfades up to max if present. (They are on Spotify.)
- Keep refreshing your playlist(s) to make sure they're still playing.
Spotify: https://open.spotify.com/playlist/0HVSz9Fia8f6OXSJiogfNT?si=a7df994a818d4ac0
YouTube Music (This playlist will need to be refreshed every few hours.): https://music.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLKZGe59QQXbjRciMDgJ3M5V3GL94rU7SP&feature=share
How Can I Get Involved?
- Download/stream the song on as many platforms as possible. (Links above)
- Keep sharing, commenting and promoting! Remember to share this website (https://thepennyantics.wixsite.com/chrismoyles) and the hashtags #chrismoyles #chrismoylesshow #chrismoylesofficial #chrismoylesradiox #chrismoylesbreakfastshow every time you post. (Share screenshots of you downloading and streaming etc!)
- Unsigned artists, please get in touch with us via our social media if you want to record a version and add it to the campaign!
- Save the image below and upload it as your profile picture on social media along with the hashtags: #chrismoyles #chrismoylesshow #chrismoylesofficial #chrismoylesradiox #chrismoylesbreakfastshow.
Thanks!
Lastly, if any of this gave you a giggle, but you don't want to get involved, however you would still like to give, please consider a donation to Mind.
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